~$ whoami

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Everytime I try to define myself, I have to make an exception to it. But if I had to give myself an idenity, something I could hold on to so I feel special, I would say I am a hacker. Not necessarily a security hacker; a cracker, but more of the old defintion. A tinker. A messer of technology. A messer of ideas. Although that would make me a philosopher…

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It seems like you're a security hacker though!

Sometimes that does carry over to the real haxx0r hacking. But my intention is to learn, and how I do that is by unlocking its secrets. And no I am not a cyber-criminal. There's a difference. The difference is I won't respond to CaN i HaZ iNsTa SiR???

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Where can I call you for paid hacking services?

Sure, here: +1 (248) 434-5508

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Can I hack your site?

I'm afraid it's already vulnerable... But good news! It won't be google dorked ;)

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Who are you in real life

I'm actually that person you think you know somewhere but you're not sure because if you go up to them, and they are actually a stranger, then that would be weird so you just causally stare instead.

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What's the meaning of life?

37 [And that's not a random guess](https://www.33rdsquare.com/why-is-37-an-amazing-number/)